Five signs your adultness has taken all the fun out of Halloween:
1- You have no idea who this Elsa person is or why everyone is dressing up as her.
2- You really don’t feel good about all the scandalous costumes at Target this year.
3- Your heart can’t take haunted corn mazes or the teenagers swarming them.
4- That new Halloween store in town stresses you out. Why did that skeleton just start singing?
5- You think paying $39.99 for a costume is ridiculous, but you’re also too lazy to make anything yourself.
