UTAH TECH UNIVERSITY'S STUDENT NEWS SOURCE | September 24, 2022

Five signs your adultness has taken all the fun out of Halloween

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Five signs your adultness has taken all the fun out of Halloween:

1- You have no idea who this Elsa person is or why everyone is dressing up as her.

2- You really don’t feel good about all the scandalous costumes at Target this year.

3- Your heart can’t take haunted corn mazes or the teenagers swarming them.

4- That new Halloween store in town stresses you out. Why did that skeleton just start singing?

5- You think paying $39.99 for a costume is ridiculous, but you’re also too lazy to make anything yourself.