- Show up to class with Dre Beats blasting Eminem — 25 minutes after class starts.
- Every time an assignment is due, explain that your printer broke and ask if you can email it.
- Eat Panda Express in class.
- Poke them on Facebook.
- Don’t go to any of the classes but rip them apart on ratemyprofessor.com for not catering to your learning style.
Five ways to make your professors hate you
